On Wednesday January 2nd 2013, I and Andrew Mwenda participated in a debate on Pastor Martin Ssempa’s radio talk show on Kingdom FM to discuss the effects of the publicity homosexuality was receiving in Ugandan media by those who laboured to demonise it.
[Link to the mp3 of the debate at the bottom of the article]
On December 18th 2012, I posted a status update on Facebook in which I argued that the antics of Martin Ssempa and his fellow anti-gay activists were creating a climate of tolerance for homosexuals due to the increased exposure they were giving the subject:
Whether knowingly or unknowingly, the likes of Martin Ssempa have become top ‘promoters’ of homosexuality in Uganda – in other words, they have become the very things they despise. The way he goes on and on about it, the ridiculous stunts he pulls in public (e.g. screening hardcore gay porn in church), making a fool of himself on TV today, etc. His efforts have done nothing but ‘advertise’ homosexuality. Even my mother was like "can’t he just STFU already, because now all the kids are curious about homosexuality!" Many people have told me the same thing (and the people telling me this are staunchly anti-gay, mind you).
Thanks to all this anti-gay crusading and hysteria by Ssempa, Bahati, et al.. homosexuality is now everywhere. Its featuring prominently in our newspapers, on our TVs, and is the number one subject highlighted by politicians and clergymen alike, at public functions. It is one thing that literally everybody is talking about now, and YET before all this bullshit drama was started by the anti-gay activists, it was a taboo subject that remained outside the realm of public discourse.
Let’s talk about the anti-homosexuality bill.
The bill, even if it does get passed, will be ineffective (at best) and unenforceable (at worst) in curtailing homosexuality activity. There will simply never be a successful prosecution of a person charged under that law, and if anyone is ever charged, it is also highly likely that the law will be repealed in the constitutional court (seeing as it violates several already existing constitutionally guaranteed rights).
So guess what… I actually now WANT this bill to pass. You know why? Because I can’t wait to see the confused looks on people’s faces as they realise that not a damn thing has changed. Meanwhile, gay activists like Pepe and Frank Mugisha are going to be swimming in gay rights activism money from overseas thanks to all the sympathy that has been generated by the actions of local hate mobs here. Pretty soon people will stop caring (and many already have), and this will become a long-forgotten issue. People will eventually just get on with their lives to focus on more important things. Gay people will simply continue to exist, as they always have since time immemorial. Nothing will have changed, except that now homosexuality will have been completely demystified, thanks to all the free ‘promotion’ the anti-gay crusaders gave it.
If ever there was a worse case of people shooting themselves in the foot, I am yet to hear of it.
At the end of the day, what two consenting adults do in their privacy should be no one’s business but theirs. In case you didn’t know, the Penal Code Act was amended in 2007 to make defilement gender neutral offense. Girls and Boys in Uganda are protected equally under the law, from defilement. Of course, that’s something these anti-gay bigots never tell you, because they believe you are ignorant (and for the most part most of you have proven them right, I’m sorry to say).
If homosexuality is against the wishes of ‘God’, then let ‘God’ deal with them on judgement day. You have your own shit to worry about – after all, no one is "without sin", according to your very own bibles. Remember the story of Jesus and the adulterer in John’s Gospel? Try and remember what Jesus told the angry mob that wanted the woman stoned to death in that story.
Right now, YOU are that angry mob.
Stop the hate. Hate never wins.
[Full post, with comments, here.]
A few days later Andrew Mwenda wrote in the Independent, echoing my views with regards to the unintended consequences of the continuous exposure that homosexuality was receiving in the media, courtesy of those that worked incessantly to publicly vilify homosexuals:
As Red Pepper continued its publication of Mubiru’s pornographic pictures, the anti gay lobby was ridding unprecedented momentum. With a tidal wave of public anger on their side, the bill may now sail through parliament easily. Pastor Martin Ssempa took the initiative to launch his foray against gays – again making no distinction between sex acts between two consenting adults and those of adults with minors. To many inside and outside Uganda, the cause for gay rights seemed lost as the pictures incite the worst homophobia in years. Yet I think the best thing to have happened to the cause of gay rights in Uganda was Red Pepper publication of Mubiru pictures.
The best way to fight bigotry and prejudice is to generate public debate about the issue under contention. Constant conversation and debate about a contentious issue promotes the spread of knowledge which in turn fosters tolerance leading to acceptance. When any new idea is suggested, it is initially rejected, then debated, later accommodated and, sometimes, finally accepted.
This is what we learn from Galileo, when he first suggested that the world is round; or from Charles Darwin, when he published his theory of evolution. In both cases, their findings produced condemnation with the church leading the attack. After heated debate, people began to listen more, learn and understand. Today, most enlightened people believe the world is round.
It is for this reason that although the subjective motivation for MP David Bahati to introduce his anti-gays bill was bad for the gays, the objective outcome of his action will be good for gay rights in Uganda. The Bahati bill has generated the most debate on gay rights. With time, it will lead to tolerance and acceptance.
[Full article here.]
Martin Ssempa got wind of my widely circulated Facebook status update and also read Mwenda’s article. He then invited both of us to participate in a debate with him on Kingdom FM (where he hosts a regular talk show) to challenge us on our contention that the efforts of anti-gay activists like himself, rather than ‘curb’ homosexuality, were instead serving to promote tolerance of it.
I was in the studio with Ssempa during the debate. Andrew Mwenda participated via Skype (he was in Kigali at the time).
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In this week’s rant I talk about people and their over-dependency on the government. And why I’ve chosen to opt out of the never-ending debate on how to improve it.
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Rising youth unemployment in Uganda
Where have the ‘real’ men gone?
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Uganda has a strange obsession with homosexuality.
Many among us have declared homosexuality to be ‘unnatural, and this ‘unnaturalness’ being one of the reasons we say homosexuality is to be resisted. Some among us also like to argue that homosexuality is un-African – being a Western import – and for that reason it too should be resisted in order for us to preserve what some call our African traditional values.
There are those who say homosexuality will lead to the extinction of man if it were accepted, the worry being that people would no longer be reproducing since they would marry members of the same gender. It is further alleged that homosexuals ‘recruit’ children into homosexuality – and are targeting them in secondary schools. It is also the case that according to most people’s religious beliefs, ‘God’ hates the act – and thus in the interest of fulfilling these moral demands of ‘God’, homosexuality should never be condoned in society.
For these and other reasons, most people in this country feel that homosexual acts should (be) remain a criminal offense (as is currently the case). In 2009 a bill was introduced that sought to put people to death for being a homosexual person. Today in Uganda there is what might best be described as hysteria about the purported dangers of homosexuality.
In this podcast, I want to discuss the reasons I have heard people give for considering homosexuality to be a threat to the country, and why I think those reasons fail. I will also proceed to make a case for why laws criminalizing consensual sex between adults of the same sex should be scrapped.
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Penal Code Act amended in 2007 to make defilement gender neutral offense. Girls and Boys in Uganda are protected equally under the law, from defilement.
According to a 2008 study funded by the World Bank, 43,000 girls in P5 to P7, roughly between 10 and 14 years old, have been sexually abused by their teachers. (New Vision – August 2nd 2008)
The Indian Penal Code (1860) drafted by Sir Thomas McCaulay was later reproduced in most other British colonies – and to date many of these laws are still in effect in former colonies, including Uganda and Singapore. Laws classifying ‘sodomy’ a criminal offense in Uganda originated from this adopted code.
Oral and Anal Sex decriminalised for HETERO-sexuals in Singapore in 2007.
Unnatural act “is the term, once common in legal parlance, for certain sex acts, including anal sex, oral sex, other non-procreative sexual practices, incest, or procreative sexual acts in the wrong position or without procreative intent.” So according to this definition, oral sex between a man and a man, doggy-style sex, woman on top of man, masturbation, as well as the use of any contraceptives (or even condoms) constitutes an unnatural act. Shall we lock up everyone, then?
Biblical passage advocating the stoning to death of girls found not to be virgins on their wedding day: Deuteronomy 22:13-21
Biblical passage advocating the stoning to death of children who disobey their parents: Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Pastor Martin Ssempa claims that all homosexuals ‘Eat Da Poo Poo’.
Canyon Ridge Church (Las Vegas, USA) and the financial support it gives Martin Ssempa.
Canyon Ridge Church later issues a statement distancing itself from Martin Ssempa’s and his efforts to push the anti-homosexuality bill, and says they ‘condemn acts of violence against any person regardless of sexual orientation.’
David Bahati’’s link with ‘The Family’ (a.k.a The Fellowship), a secretive religio-political organisation based in the United States.
George Oundo confesses, in an interview with the New York Times, to having been bribed to lie about homosexuals to the Ugandan public.
The experiment that shows that people who are extremely homophobic paradoxically tend to be much more highly aroused by homosexual imagery than those who are not, suggesting they might have yearnings they may be in denial of. (My own take on this is that the hatred such people show towards homosexuals is probably an external projection of their internal self-loathing arising from the inner conflict as revealed by this experiment. They are taught to denounce homosexuality as an abomination, yet they find themselves with naturally arising cravings they cannot seem to shake off. By being seen as staunchly opposed to homosexuality, they might feel they are vindicating themselves and assuaging their self-inflicted guilt. Evidently, many end up giving in to these urges, which is why we see that very many vocal anti-gay religious crusaders eventually tend to be exposed as being secretly gay themselves. This has happened far too many times for it to be simple coincidence).
Abstinence-only campaign leads to increase in HIV prevalence in Uganda.
Rwanda’s Minister of Justice, Tharcisse Karugarama, on how Rwanda has no plans to criminalize homosexuality.
MPs trying to restore presidential term limits
The Arab Spring – a revolution that wasn’t
Corporate urban women in Uganda opting for artificial insemination
Kids are into NIcki Minaj’s music, apparently
Titie cohabited with a guy and she says they abstained?
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Sometimes I get stopped on the street by worried fans who say they will pray for me to get saved. I also get TONS of phone calls, e-mails, text messages, Facebook messages, etc… from people who all ask me…
“Fatboy, why don’t you believe in God?”
In this episode of Fatboy Unplugged, I answer that question.
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What is Love?
Well, you’re about to find out…. err…. I think you are about to find out…
Ummm… maybe you’re about to find out?
Whatever. Just download the episode.
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It’s election season in Uganda, and everybody’s excited. People are excited about going to vote – they want their voices to be heard. Voting is essential for democracy… we are told.
On the face of it, a country such as Uganda might meet all the traditional indicators of democracy such as relative press freedom, multiple political parties, regular elections, etc. On election day international observers will say the election seemed free and fair, and that there was no violence – and the world will get the impression that everything went well, and the election will be heralded as democracy in practice.
But then even after such an election, a lot of people, at the back of their minds, will still feel that something isn’t quite right. Yes, they keep voting, but things don’t get that much better than there were before, and again and again ‘free and fair elections’ will be held, their preferred candidate might even win, but all the problems that were there before persist with seemingly no long term solution to them. Of course, the politicians who win these elections will pay obligatory lip service to the concerns about corruption, but life just goes on, with corruption unabated.
What is going on?
In this episode of Fatboy Unplugged, I want to explore a concept which, in my opinion, best describes what is wrong with African politics, and why I don’t think democracy, practiced in its present form, can ever be the agent for social change that people want it to be. I feel that unless this little concept is given enough attention, and thoroughly addressed, Africans will vote, and vote, and vote, and vote till they get tired – but nothing will change.
And this concept is… Patronage.
Mwenda has written extensively on this very subject, and in this podcast he sheds some light on the problem, and how Uganda – and Africa – might be able to pull itself out of the quagmire that stems from this problem.
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Everytime I watch a Christian channel in Uganda I regularly see programmes where people are getting thrown off their feet while all manner of ‘evil spirits’ are supposedly cast out of them. All of these people then claim they have been ‘healed’ miraculously. They give testimonies as to how they were sick before attending that miracle crusade (or prayer service), but that now they are miraculously healed. The crowd predictably gives glory to ‘God’, as the pastor triumphantly parades the ‘healed’ individuals around the stage.
On the face of it, it all does seem very convincing – and everytime a crusade is announced, tens of thousands of believers flock to attend them, and stories will always be told afterwards of how many were healed…
okay… now this is fucking stupid. WTF?
I just don’t buy it. Not for a minute. In this episode of Fatboy Unplugged, I explain why.
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I worked with Melanie Kaita from January 2006 till January 2010 – for four years straight! We’ve remained great friends even after she left Sanyu Breakfast to pursue her other interests.
In this episode of Fatboy Unplugged we got together to talk about SEX – specifically, whether a lady risks not having her relationship with her man last long (or not having her relationship lead to marriage) if she has sex with him too soon, or has sex with him at all, before marriage.
Melanie talks candidly in this pocast. Perhaps too candidly, *cough, cough*
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I and Sirkumstance discuss Africans, Christianity, and Christmas in ways you’ll never hear on mainstream radio.
Totally off the chain!
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Whenever I’m debating a person on an issue and I provide scientific evidence to back up my claims, its not uncommon for the person I’m debating to question whether or not that scientific evidence can be relied upon – not because the evidence is questionable, but because, in this person’s opinion, science is questionable.
Alleged disagreements between scientists are trotted out as ‘evidence’ that everything boils down to a matter of speculation, and that nobody really knows anything.
But is this true?
In this podcast, I examine the reliability of science, how the scientific method works, and why we can rely on science to help us understand the reality we live in. I also examine the motives of people who seem eager to undermine the validity of science as a way of acquiring an understanding of reality.
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Oh, and just in case you plan on hitting me with the ‘scientism’ straw man, go read this.
This is the inaugural podcast. In it, I talk about why I created Fatboy Unplugged, and what you should expect from upcoming episodes.
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