FBUP Episode 014: Weekly Rant 06/05/2012
I’m the guy on the left walking off the plank
In this week’s rant I talk about people and their over-dependency on the government. And why I’ve chosen to opt out of the never-ending debate on how to improve it.
Download: Fatboy Unplugged – Episode 014 – Weekly Rant 06/05/12 (3.82MB)
[Episode Duration: 16:40]
FBUP Episode 013: Weekly Rant 29/04/2012
In this week’s rant I talk about:
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Rising youth unemployment in Uganda
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Ebinyebwa
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Where have the ‘real’ men gone?
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Beyoncé
Download: Fatboy Unplugged – Episode 013 – Weekly Rant 29/04/12 (9.54MB)
[Episode Duration: 41:40]
FBUP Episode 012: Evaluating the Case Against Homosexuality in Uganda
Uganda has a strange obsession with homosexuality.
Many among us have declared homosexuality to be ‘unnatural, and this ‘unnaturalness’ being one of the reasons we say homosexuality is to be resisted. Some among us also like to argue that homosexuality is un-African – being a Western import – and for that reason it too should be resisted in order for us to preserve what some call our African traditional values.
There are those who say homosexuality will lead to the extinction of man if it were accepted, the worry being that people would no longer be reproducing since they would marry members of the same gender. It is further alleged that homosexuals ‘recruit’ children into homosexuality – and are targeting them in secondary schools. It is also the case that according to most people’s religious beliefs, ‘God’ hates the act – and thus in the interest of fulfilling these moral demands of ‘God’, homosexuality should never be condoned in society.
For these and other reasons, most people in this country feel that homosexual acts should (be) remain a criminal offense (as is currently the case). In 2009 a bill was introduced that sought to put people to death for being a homosexual person. Today in Uganda there is what might best be described as hysteria about the purported dangers of homosexuality.![]()
In this podcast, I want to discuss the reasons I have heard people give for considering homosexuality to be a threat to the country, and why I think those reasons fail. I will also proceed to make a case for why laws criminalizing consensual sex between adults of the same sex should be scrapped.
Download: Fatboy Unplugged – Episode 012 – Evaluating the Case Against Homosexuality in Uganda (27MB)
[Episode Duration: 1:55:41]
Notes:
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Penal Code Act amended in 2007 to make defilement gender neutral offense. Girls and Boys in Uganda are protected equally under the law, from defilement.
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According to a 2008 study funded by the World Bank, 43,000 girls in P5 to P7, roughly between 10 and 14 years old, have been sexually abused by their teachers. (New Vision – August 2nd 2008)
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The Indian Penal Code (1860) drafted by Sir Thomas McCaulay was later reproduced in most other British colonies – and to date many of these laws are still in effect in former colonies, including Uganda and Singapore. Laws classifying ‘sodomy’ a criminal offense in Uganda originated from this adopted code.
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Oral and Anal Sex decriminalised for HETERO-sexuals in Singapore in 2007.
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Natural law, is a system of law which is purportedly determined by nature, and thus universal. Many theologians and churches argue that oral sex between men and women is a violation of natural law. Here are two examples, the Global Catholic Network, and Presentation Ministries.
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Unnatural act “is the term, once common in legal parlance, for certain sex acts, including anal sex, oral sex, other non-procreative sexual practices, incest, or procreative sexual acts in the wrong position or without procreative intent.” So according to this definition, oral sex between a man and a man, doggy-style sex, woman on top of man, masturbation, as well as the use of any contraceptives (or even condoms) constitutes an unnatural act. Shall we lock up everyone, then?
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Biblical passage advocating the stoning to death of girls found not to be virgins on their wedding day: Deuteronomy 22:13-21
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Biblical passage advocating the stoning to death of children who disobey their parents: Deuteronomy 21:18-21
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Pastor Martin Ssempa claims that all homosexuals ‘Eat Da Poo Poo’.
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Canyon Ridge Church (Las Vegas, USA) and the financial support it gives Martin Ssempa.
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Canyon Ridge Church later issues a statement distancing itself from Martin Ssempa’s and his efforts to push the anti-homosexuality bill, and says they ‘condemn acts of violence against any person regardless of sexual orientation.’
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David Bahati’’s link with ‘The Family’ (a.k.a The Fellowship), a secretive religio-political organisation based in the United States.
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George Oundo confesses, in an interview with the New York Times, to having been bribed to lie about homosexuals to the Ugandan public.
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The experiment that shows that people who are extremely homophobic paradoxically tend to be much more highly aroused by homosexual imagery than those who are not, suggesting they might have yearnings they may be in denial of. (My own take on this is that the hatred such people show towards homosexuals is probably an external projection of their internal self-loathing arising from the inner conflict as revealed by this experiment. They are taught to denounce homosexuality as an abomination, yet they find themselves with naturally arising cravings they cannot seem to shake off. By being seen as staunchly opposed to homosexuality, they might feel they are vindicating themselves and assuaging their self-inflicted guilt. Evidently, many end up giving in to these urges, which is why we see that very many vocal anti-gay religious crusaders eventually tend to be exposed as being secretly gay themselves. This has happened far too many times for it to be simple coincidence).
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Abstinence-only campaign leads to increase in HIV prevalence in Uganda.
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Rwanda’s Minister of Justice, Tharcisse Karugarama, on how Rwanda has no plans to criminalize homosexuality.
FBUP Episode 011: Weekly Rant 22/04/2012
In this week’s rant I talk about:
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MPs trying to restore presidential term limits
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The Arab Spring – a revolution that wasn’t
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Corporate urban women in Uganda opting for artificial insemination
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Kids are into NIcki Minaj’s music, apparently
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Titie cohabited with a guy and she says they abstained?
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Rihanna
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Etc
Download: Fatboy Unplugged – Episode 011 – Weekly Rant 22/04/12 (12.4MB)
[Episode Duration: 52:49]
FBUP Episode 010: Weekly Rant 14/04/2012
In this week’s rant I talk about:
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Resumption of Fatboy Unplugged podcasts
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The death of Professor George Wilberforce Kakoma (the composer of the Ugandan national anthem) and the opportunistic politicians trying to leech off his legacy
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Mugabe ain’t dead yet
- Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and her on-going divorce
- How the internet is killing you
- Etc
Download: Fatboy Unplugged – Episode 010 – Weekly Rant 14/04/12 (6.7MB)
[Episode Duration: 37:54]
FATBOY – Are We On For CHOGM?
Billions of shillings spent on organising the 2007 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) in Uganda, yet:
- There was no medicine in the national referral hospital
- The roads were shit
- The schools were shit
- Everything was shit
And guess what? NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE.
Someone had to do a song about it at the time, right? Who else, but FATBOY!!!!!
Download: Fatboy – Are We On For CHOGM (3.94MB)
(This song is a satire about the ridiculousness of the government blowing money on useless things yet there is so much else to do with the meagre resources this country has)
Lyrics..
FBUP Episode 007: The Politics of Patronage [Guest: Andrew Mwenda]
It’s election season in Uganda, and everybody’s excited. People are excited about going to vote – they want their voices to be heard. Voting is essential for democracy… we are told.
On the face of it, a country such as Uganda might meet all the traditional indicators of democracy such as relative press freedom, multiple political parties, regular elections, etc. On election day international observers will say the election seemed free and fair, and that there was no violence – and the world will get the impression that everything went well, and the election will be heralded as democracy in practice.
But then even after such an election, a lot of people, at the back of their minds, will still feel that something isn’t quite right. Yes, they keep voting, but things don’t get that much better than there were before, and again and again ‘free and fair elections’ will be held, their preferred candidate might even win, but all the problems that were there before persist with seemingly no long term solution to them. Of course, the politicians who win these elections will pay obligatory lip service to the concerns about corruption, but life just goes on, with corruption unabated.
What is going on?
In this episode of Fatboy Unplugged, I want to explore a concept which, in my opinion, best describes what is wrong with African politics, and why I don’t think democracy, practiced in its present form, can ever be the agent for social change that people want it to be. I feel that unless this little concept is given enough attention, and thoroughly addressed, Africans will vote, and vote, and vote, and vote till they get tired – but nothing will change.
And this concept is… Patronage.
In this episode of Fatboy Unplugged I’m joined by Andrew Mwenda, a Ugandan journalist and founder/owner of The Independent, Uganda’s premier current affair’s news magazine.
Mwenda has written extensively on this very subject, and in this podcast he sheds some light on the problem, and how Uganda – and Africa – might be able to pull itself out of the quagmire that stems from this problem.
Download: Fatboy Unplugged – Episode 007 – The Politics of Patronage [Guest: Andrew Mwenda] (13.2MB)
[Episode Duration: 55:50]
